vantaw:

hotdiggetyshit:

Magnus: *calling Angus over* Hey Ango!! Watch this!

Angus: *hesitantly as he walks over* Uhh,, ok?

Magnus: *pulls out a dog whistle, inhales deeply and blows*

Angus: ,,You know there are no dogs on the moon, ri-

Taako: *distantly* MAGNUS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THAT WAS YOU AGAIN WITH THAT FUCKING DOG WHIS-

jiraiah:

i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

mark-beaks:

symptomofsin:

smorses54:

just-shower-thoughts:

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

ive seen this tweet as a reply to 5 posts with completely separate concepts so at this point yall just lying

have. have you /read/ homestuck

shenannygans:

catlips001:

catlips001:

Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

Absolute filth on main

In germany we call racoons Waschbär wich translates to wash bear (you know, because they wash their food) but this dude takes it to a whole new level.

setheverman:

impossiblerebelblaze:

I’m starting the ‘genuine setheverman appreciation club’ because yea I know hes a meme but I think hes genuinely funny and a legitimately cool dude, reblog to join the club

holy shit this made me so happy

setheverman:

awkwardinnewyork:

sammyserket:

setheverman:

daddyslittlebot:

daddy’s little setheverman

this blog should be terminated at once by god

Why would god kill his own child?

He did it to Jesus, he can do it again

damn, the god fandom going OFF